People won't be people when they hear this sound

Jul 30

queerfucker:

vicoactus:

pokemon-personalities:

an aesthetic that will never go out of style: making others feel loved, needed, and important 

nicewave

kindcore

Jul 29

youcanfuckingbiteme:

Playing a Bethesda game like

image

Jul 29
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

themetaisawesome:

quasi-normalcy:

iamagreenturtle:

mrprincesshorse:

therainbowgorilla:

alexianfireflies:

therainbowgorilla:

nextstepcake:

"Ace Hardware: No screwing, just lots of screws."
"Ace Hardware: Nail your roof, not your partner."
"Ace Hardware: For when it really is just a hammer in your pocket"
One of my friends wanted to see a photomanip of the ace hardware logo in ace flag colors, and then I thought of these terrible puns, so here you go.

At first I wasn’t going to reblog this but then I saw it again and just started laughing
my two favorite things: asexuality, and puns

and those puns are literally the best

I NEED more asexual puns
those are indeed the best

"Ace Hardware: Lube for your motor, not your junk"

"Ace Hardware: Erecting buildings, not your penis"
"Ace Hardware: Where nuts aren’t genetalia"
"Ace Hardware: The hammer is not our penis. Its just a hammer."
"Ace Hardware: Where muff, is short for muffler"
"Ace Hardware: Yes that is a hammer, but we’re still happy to see you."
"Ace Hardware: You can get Off™ in our repellent aisle”

"Ace Hardware: Where ‘wood,’ in fact, refers exclusively to literal dead trees"

Grade A post

A+ ASEXUAL PUNS HERE :D


Bonus points for the Dr. Horrible reference

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

themetaisawesome:

quasi-normalcy:

iamagreenturtle:

mrprincesshorse:

therainbowgorilla:

alexianfireflies:

therainbowgorilla:

nextstepcake:

"Ace Hardware: No screwing, just lots of screws."

"Ace Hardware: Nail your roof, not your partner."

"Ace Hardware: For when it really is just a hammer in your pocket"

One of my friends wanted to see a photomanip of the ace hardware logo in ace flag colors, and then I thought of these terrible puns, so here you go.

At first I wasn’t going to reblog this but then I saw it again and just started laughing

my two favorite things: asexuality, and puns

and those puns are literally the best

I NEED more asexual puns

those are indeed the best

"Ace Hardware: Lube for your motor, not your junk"

"Ace Hardware: Erecting buildings, not your penis"

"Ace Hardware: Where nuts aren’t genetalia"

"Ace Hardware: The hammer is not our penis. Its just a hammer."

"Ace Hardware: Where muff, is short for muffler"

"Ace Hardware: Yes that is a hammer, but we’re still happy to see you."

"Ace Hardware: You can get Off in our repellent aisle

"Ace Hardware: Where ‘wood,’ in fact, refers exclusively to literal dead trees"

Grade A post

A+ ASEXUAL PUNS HERE :D

Bonus points for the Dr. Horrible reference

Jul 29

vinebox:

wrong

Jul 29

alycs:

alycs:

So today as a prank I made a sheet music print out of Miley Cyrus’ Wrecking Ball but replaced the name with “Christmas Time Meditation” and deleted the words and I’m going to put it in the with church music and see if the pianist notices.

He noticed and I can now add “Yelled at by two priests at once” to my list of accomplishments

Jul 29

pettyartist:

whitatoodanis:

punchbuggydragon:

thecoffeecoyote:

sizvideos:

Video - Follow our Tumblr

SO MANY HUMMINBIRB

HUMMING BIRD INTENSIFIES

rider-waite have you seen this yet?

This person needs to paint a mini helipad sign and place it near this feeder because TINY HELICOPTER BIRBS

Jul 29
Jul 28
thatisludicrous:

obsessedobsesser:

Oh my god though. 

#life hacks: devour all the opposing teams players to win efficently

thatisludicrous:

obsessedobsesser:

Oh my god though. 

#life hacks: devour all the opposing teams players to win efficently

Jul 28
chongoblog:

How I feel after doing Computer Science assignments.

chongoblog:

How I feel after doing Computer Science assignments.

Jul 28